|The Great, Mighty and Infallible Nail
||[Jan. 7th, 2008|11:47 pm]
Oh... Im out of practice at this.
I dont even know how to make conversation with myself.
...I just ripped the cuticles off of all my nails and painted them. I feel like thats an admission of guilt. I liked to think of myself as not the nail painting type. But I feel so drawn to do so, only because they're actually semi-long. And when I say semi-long, I mean essentially short- but long, considering I usually bite them off. Nails make delicious stress food.
Whenever there is a reference to ...biting toenails, or toejam, in movies or conversations- the universal cringe and shutter rolls around the room. Gross. Even grosser is when someone else is eating another person's toenail/toejam. Why are we so grossed out by toenail biting, but partial to finger nail biting? I think I am equally repulsed by the idea of biting off someone else's toenails/toejam, as I am to the idea of biting someone else's nails.
I love the name of nail polishes- its the most ridiculous thing in the world. But it completely illustrates the genius of marketing and the enormity of vanity. I dunno if I'd buy a colour called "Reddish Red", but I sure as shit know that I want "Sex Bomb" or "Atomic Fallout". ...hmm, Im going to start a line of nail colour with a Nuclear War theme. That should go over real well-
...what exactly is toe jam???